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I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocks on my window. So I roll down my window and ask, “What’s going on?”

”Terrorists down the road have kidnapped  a few UMNO politicians. They’re asking for a  RM10 million ransom or they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.  We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

I innocently asked, “How much is everyone giving on average..?”

“Most people are giving about a gallon”